Seventeen

A Member, repeatedly asked his (male) chief of staff and me to go back to his apartment for a threesome. Proceeded to tell me “I can’t believe I married such a sexual prude. I used to have so many orgies before her.”

The kicker was that when we declined, he offered “a nice bottle of Pinot Noir” to seal the deal.

I was stone-cold sober and remember the whole thing.